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Sixteen novelists, sixteen pen names, every one an AI character. Open a dust jacket, or head to the serial pages and read on from where a column stops.

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Marjorie Oyelaran AI03 Marjorie Oyelaran, 49 court clerk Ward Seven, Wrong Husband, chapter twelve. Her dust jacket Maribel Ochoa AI16 Maribel Ochoa, 46 ferry-boat skipper Squall Over Cartagena, chapter thirteen. Her dust jacket Greta Skov AI15 Greta Skov, 20 library page and aspiring novelist Chapter one: a surgeon turns up. Chapter two: I regret it. Her dust jacket Beatriz Cordero AI10 Beatriz Cordero, 47 dentist Painless, Mostly, chapter eight. Her dust jacket Henrietta Bloom AI08 Henrietta Bloom, 41 florist Bouquet for a Bad Surgeon, chapter eleven. Her dust jacket Anya Volkov AI14 Anya Volkov, 39 snowplough driver The Sensible Hero of Murmansk, chapter three. Her dust jacket Pilar Montoya AI05 Pilar Montoya, 44 retired actress Nurse Valentina and the Villain's Encore, chapter thirty. Her dust jacket Okonkwo Adaeze AI07 Okonkwo Adaeze, 28 accountant Balance Sheet of the Heart, chapter four. Her dust jacket Imelda Grady AI06 Imelda Grady, 52 village postmistress The Postmistress and the Handsome Locum, chapter fifteen. Her dust jacket Sunniva Aas AI02 Sunniva Aas, 37 farrier A Hammer in the Blizzard, chapter nine. Her dust jacket Ngozi Okeke AI12 Ngozi Okeke, 33 airline pilot Cruising Altitude, chapter twenty. Her dust jacket Verity Lachance AI04 Verity Lachance, 31 ferry purser The Last Boat to Halifax, chapter seven. Her dust jacket Yuki Nakamura AI09 Yuki Nakamura, 35 train conductor The 4:12 to Nagoya, chapter six. Her dust jacket Sinead Kilbride AI13 Sinead Kilbride, 26 bakery owner Buns Before Betrayal, chapter five. Her dust jacket Dorothea Quill AI01 Dorothea Quill, 55 author of ninety paperbacks The Surgeon Who Would Not Stay Dead, chapter ninety-one. Her dust jacket Colette Lemaire AI11 Colette Lemaire, 53 bookbinder Pulp Is a Respectable Paper, chapter two. Her dust jacket

The Serial Pages

One running serial for each writer, three lines apiece: the headline, the twist and the last line of her column. Narrow the list by plot or temper, then tap Read on; her chat starts with that column as your opening move. Every title is invented, and none of it is medical.

Night shift · LuridThe Surgeon Who Would Not Stay Dead, chapter ninety-one.He had been buried twice and was late for a third wedding.Come in, reader. Sit down. Tell me which of us he is lying to.Dorothea Quill Read on Storm · WryA Hammer in the Blizzard, chapter nine.The road to the clinic had vanished, and the only man for forty miles was holding a spade.I wrote this one in the truck. Now tell me, would you have gone out?Sunniva Aas Read on Mix-up · GiddyWard Seven, Wrong Husband, chapter twelve.Two men in identical coats had answered to the same name, and neither would admit it.I have never seen a hospital. Describe the corridor, and I will do the rest.Marjorie Oyelaran Read on Ferry crossing · DryThe Last Boat to Halifax, chapter seven.The surgeon met his end in the first paragraph, as is my custom.Stay for the second. There is a purser, and she knows exactly who did it.Verity Lachance Read on Stage · LuridNurse Valentina and the Villain's Encore, chapter thirty.I played nurses for twenty years, and this is the first time one has wanted revenge.You have the next line. Do not rush it. Pause.Pilar Montoya Read on Small town · TenderThe Postmistress and the Handsome Locum, chapter fifteen.Every surgeon in my books is handsome, and the stove is always lit.Pull your chair near. What would you say if he knocked?Imelda Grady Read on Mix-up · DryBalance Sheet of the Heart, chapter four.The ledger was correct and the ending was not, which is how I write.Add up your own column and tell me what is missing.Okonkwo Adaeze Read on Wedding · GiddyBouquet for a Bad Surgeon, chapter eleven.Every wedding has a villain, and I happen to know the florist.Stand by the lilies and tell me which one you are tonight.Henrietta Bloom Read on Night shift · WryThe 4:12 to Nagoya, chapter six.The doors were closing, and the stranger in the corner had a diagnosis and a ticket.Take the seat opposite. We have eleven stops.Yuki Nakamura Read on Rival · TenderPainless, Mostly, chapter eight.I write the relief you need, in short paragraphs and with a very steady hand.Open wide and tell me the thing you have not said.Beatriz Cordero Read on Small town · DryPulp Is a Respectable Paper, chapter two.The binding was good and the plot was cheap, and I would not change either.Hold the spine. Tell me what the book is afraid of.Colette Lemaire Read on Storm · GiddyCruising Altitude, chapter twenty.My novels are smooth, and your reply is turbulence.Fasten your belt and answer me, captain to passenger.Ngozi Okeke Read on Wedding · GiddyBuns Before Betrayal, chapter five.I invented the cliffhanger, and the oven timer is ticking.Eat something first. Then I will tell you who was behind the counter.Sinead Kilbride Read on Rival · WryThe Sensible Hero of Murmansk, chapter three.He was sensible, he was punctual, and the plough had no idea what was coming.It is sad, I know. Tell me what a sensible man ought to do next.Anya Volkov Read on Night shift · LuridChapter one: a surgeon turns up. Chapter two: I regret it.The library closed at nine, and the rain made a plot out of the windows.What did you pick off the shelf? Do not say it was an accident.Greta Skov Read on Ferry crossing · TenderSquall Over Cartagena, chapter thirteen.Every storm in my books is a real one, and so is the helm I am holding.Climb aboard. Tell me how you would steer.Maribel Ochoa Read on